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howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

conversation at work

i work at a halloween haunted house park

Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.

Me: Yeah? Why's that?

Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?

Me: uh

Me: i dont get it

Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.

Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?

Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?

girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??

other boy: *SCREAMING*

girl: *SCREAMING*

me: *SCREAMING*

first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ

ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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Those aren’t even tampons